I save my fucks for the magical shit. The shit that sets my soul on fire.

The sexiest lingerie is her in my tshirt and nothing else

If it's not touching your soul what's the point

Someone who recognizes when you're not okay, and knows exactly how to make the world soft for you until you feel better is the best. ❤️

Fuck you I won’t do as you tell me 🎶 I sing as I put my meds in my pill sorter

I always try to remember to thank people for behaviors I’d like to see repeated, even if it’s a behavior that should be expected.

I’ve yet to meet a fresh bread I didn’t like.

Why, golden flaky crust happens to be my middle name

I don’t need all your attention I just want it

I still fuck with Limp Bizkit from time to time. Not gonna lie.

Being a person is so exhausting.

tom selleck is wearing a vest and trying to steal my house again.

I just saw a kid riding his bike with no hands and god dammit he looked so fucking cool!

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i’d kiss you on the places you don’t even like about yourself

You are where I belong.

Hi! I tweet stupid shit.

Don’t take it personally, I call everyone a stupid bitch while I’m driving.

Are we gonna get high and watch The Jetson’s or what?

When you come home to this.