'shit-flinging chimpanzees' 🤭

Hey
Aldi Stores UK
I’d like you tell me what we should be doing with these wrappers if your only advice is “don’t recycle”.
What do you suggest? Burn? Bury and hope it goes away?
#plastics #environment #recycling

Jesus Christ. How much longer does Bailey have left? How much longer do we have to endure him? Will he leave the #boe when the Tories lose the election?
I mean, they're not connected but he should! He looks like a Tory. He acts like a Tory. He quacks like a Tory.
#InterestRate

Rachel Reeves. Dear god. Just read the room will you. Not clever. Just leave the #Tories to eat themselves. #LabourParty

Where to even start with that defence by Forest!
'We could have got more money is we waited to sell Johnson...'
OK, and? That's a bit like saying if I was doing 50mph in a 30 zone I should be let off because the 30 zone becomes a 50 zone down the road. 🤣
#nffc

Watching #Tories scrap and fall over each other to raise the white flag first and fastest - before we even know when the next election will be - is something extraordinary.
They've had it coming for far too long so maybe the fall is all the harder because of that. But still. Wow.

This reminds me of Farke’s Norwich in the Prem. CAN’T play like this as a small club w/out a team of stars! Ridiculous how high they are while defending a long punt from the GK. They lose it here and West Ham are 3️⃣ on 1 with the keeper. Which is what happens!
#WHUBUR #bfc #ncfc

Stunning win today. Hope some Norwich fans can stop whining about SvH game time now. Don’t matter what abilities he has, obvs he must get himself up to speed before being considered for more game time. Hopefully getting there but he’s not at the level he needs to be yet. #ncfc

So if I WAS meant to be filling in a self assessment in respect of child benefit for the year 2022/23, but I’m now under the new 60k threshold, do I still have to do it!? 🤔
#Budget2024 #childbenefit #tax

Not half as sick as the fans of the big majority of clubs are of people like this. Entitled, deluded tossers who get off on their clubs being reduced to meaningless play things of corrupt billionaires and megalomaniacs. It’s these clubs that are meaningless. #ncfc #PremierLeague

We’re not really doing this are we? Norwich fans having a dig at Sheffield for being crap in the Premier League? We must have the memories of a goldfish.
#ncfc #SUFC

This is a very good point. Anna isn't a County Councillor, has no political role in this matter, yet here she is trying to stir things up as usual. I doubt ppl in East Cambs care about this as much as she thinks-her lot are losing support here rapidly. Does she ever wonder why?

Fao Johnny Amos
Welney Wash Road (clue in the name!) has been under water more than days. The “Washes” are flooded. All the while they’re flooded the road will be under water, that’s how it works. Road isn’t flooded because a river burst its banks. 👍
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Warnock comparing VAR to Horizon is too good!

You don’t need to like him to appreciate his humour!

Anyone who is still pedalling the line that we won 4-2 “in-spite of not because of the substitutions” is beyond help and Wagner is spot on - stay away. They literally set up the winning goals. Nunez no3 and Fass no4. Go and look again. #ncfc

💯 this. Tonight I’ve seen tweets complaining about the minutes he chose to make the subs in.
These people will complain about his aftershave or his choice of car. Everything is wrong. He’s right they should stay away.
#ncfc #Wagner #Norwich

Since Josh has returned:
* 11pts from 18
* JS Played 6 games
* Scored in FOUR of those games
* Scored 4 goals in total
His return could not have been more impactful.
👆This shows he has been managed pretty damn near perfectly
#ncfc fans response to it? Wagner's an idiot. FFS🤦‍♂️

Could it be Webber was doing exactly as per our recruiting strategy; uncovering uncut diamonds, players with great potential… Sargent was the worst striker in the world not very long ago. Now he might just be the best in the championship.
More to come too, Sara, Nunez…