Do you ever just stare at really attractive people and think “how?”

It'd be hilarious to release a gorilla in a gorilla suit at the mall, to see the look on security's faces when they pull the first mask off.

#GhettoWordOfTheDay: Bishop - "My girlfriend fell down, so I picked that bishop."

When a woman says she'll be ready in 5 minutes, I know I have just enough time to fly to space & finish building my Death Star before we go.

There are two ways to write errorfree programs. Only the third one works.

Never give up on your dreams... keep sleeping.

Everyone has to grow old, but unfortunately not everyone chooses to grow up.

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That one friend who you greet with an insult.

Whoever put an S in the word "lisp" was an evil genius.

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Top 10 Underrated World Travel Destinations- dai.ly/xn8cac/143850

GET FIT: Eat cleanly, get your body moving, drink lots of water. (Side affects may include happiness, radiance, and amazing health)

You give me reasons to smile and reasons to laugh, but most of all, you give me memories I could never forget.

We cannot put off living until we are ready. - Jose Ortega y Gasset quote

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Everyone wishes they could have super powers, but what if those powers would end up killing you? Knightstalker: kck.st/1uOp2nJ

They say penis size is related to shoe size, Which makes the fear of being raped by a clown that much scarier...