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Calvin Studzinski

@calstudzinski

Engineer, author, and tabletop game designer. I'm thrilled by space and hope to get there someday, but until then I search for magic down here on earth.

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My 2028 presidential campaign platform: 1: Create millions of jobs by outlawing robot answering machines, so that businesses must hire a real person to pick up the god damned phone. 2: Outlaw spam, be it mail, email, or phone.

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COVID has put me in a state of fear for myself and my loved ones, and put my life goal of making a game into a comatose state without cons to market it at. But go ahead and tell me how much you don't want to wear pants to work again. See how sympathetic I am.

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So #ElonMusk has no idea how to make a $360M rocket like 2012's delta 4 heavy... ...but a $330M rocket, THAT he can make for Lunar Gateway! Glad to see SpaceX is driving rocket costs down. <.< ^.^ >.> v.v #SpaceX

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Playing Dragon Age Origins. Fun story, but I feel like my characters are not levelling with my foes. It gets hard to enjoy a game when you get immediately wrecked 5 times before you can even figure out what's killing you.

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Dragon Age: Origins perports to be "dark fantasy," but one of the NPCs is a pun-making, rhyme-talking tree-ent who kindly asks you to recover his stolen acorn. Just because there's undead and demons doesn't make it dark. Tolkien had that in the Hobbit.

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Dragon Age Origins: The dwarf missions bore me. They are stock dwarves. Live underground, mine ore, tradition, family, and caste. The succession dispute is boring. Two kinda shitty people and no one knows who's right. I can't tell enough different to decide who to support!

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I can't wait until everyone's vaccinated, so screw it. I'm running Age of Aether virtually at SimCon 42! sa.rochester.edu/simcon/blog You should check it out. It's free, it's virtual, and if the computer gods allow, I will be there! #rpgs

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The problem with reading lots of classics is that acquiring agents want recent comparables for my novel, and I'm sitting here thinking "Vorkosigan Saga meets Pride and Prejudice" for my most recent book. Or P&P + Game of Thrones, but that's quickly becoming not-recent.

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Modern media suffers from false comparibles. "Some people think the Earth is flat. Let's discuss!" only hurts our society. Not all points of view are equal. You have to acknowledge when some people are simply and obviously wrong.

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The biggest Star Trek fiction is how tech just works. There's occasional plot-critical malfunction, but devices do what they should Computers never just drop files. Phasers don't refuse to fire until a new update installs. Replicators don't get paper jams Tech fails s/b daily!

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I love the idea of a good character with "evil-voice-itis." Just the nicest, but everything they say sounds evil "Enjoy your next 24 hours" "It would be such a shame if anything bad happened to you on your journey" "I sure hope your meal has not been poisoned" But all sincere

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Watching #Coco, and at the beginning where Miguel says the man left with his guitar and never returns... ...Did anyone else think that was Antonio Banderas starting the Mariachi trilogy?

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Just registered for RMFW Colorado Gold! I'm excited to get back in the game, since I've been editing my manuscript for months. Let's see if my second novel can break into the professional publishing world! #writing #RMFW

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You know the time travel tropes where people in the past love modern music? Why? Does no one from the 50s hear heavy metal and just hate it? The AC/DC cover band completely bomb in 1930s London? WHY DOES THE PAST ALWAYS LIKE MODERN MUSIC AND NOT THE OTHER WAY AROUND?

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If I found a fairy dance, I'd set up a bunch of long-term investments, bring my wife with me, enjoy a night's party, and when we return after the magical years have passed, we can enjoy living without work on the interest of my vast fortune.

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Currently creating steampunk communist roman dwarves for my wife's next novel. Also featured: Green swamp elves Imperial slaver minotaurs Seafaring pirate orcs Humans, who once were free orcs, but were domesticated by minotaurs Shifters, of all races, who have an animal form

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Tonight, my wife and I warmed up some mead, put on the heavy metal, and went outside to duel with lightsabers. Then she thanked me for indulging her. I got the right one! #lifegoals