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Crap Nado warning woke me , winds are howling and cat is nervous 🙀

Tasers should have 5 mg of Diazepam in them with some of these 'Cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs' peeps 🤷‍♂️😅🤣

🖕🖕🖕🖕 Turks and Caicos, just 1 of the many reasons I dont travel abroad , you lose your American Rights

Standard FBI issue Khaki pants and boots. 👍

The World knows Joe didnt get 80M votes, this is why Penis Pence should have rejected the vote,

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Crown Royal Peach Jell-O shots
Put the Crown in the freezer, then follow the directions on the jello box. Substitute hot water for hot juice & cold Water for cold Crown. You're welcome 😋

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Take a glass, fill with water, now fill with tiny ice bergs, let melt , water will not overflow the glass. Hmmm but melting ice will make sea levels rise 🤔🤷‍♂️

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😅 My kinda Captain

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