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I do what I want. 🕯️👽☕

Holy busted barfly! Don't dislocate your shoulder to pop out the neck tendons on our account, Mandith. We've seent 'em. Now they appear to have offshoots going up to your chin. And you managed to flop every strand of hair you own onto 1 side of your head, hmmm. Good for youuu 🤡

#if

I watched Peetz so you don't have to. And hey, guess what. youtube.com/clip/Ugkx7ndSC…

They're selling Amberlynn Reid merch on the Temu. I wonder if she knows. It's interesting that they don't have any Foodie Beauty merch... yet... #AmberlynnReid

Memberberry Monday! As a timeline cleanse. Bc really, the "dead baby in freezer" story just underlines what we already knew- never trust Mandi because Mandi is no one's friend. Anyway, y'all 'member when Sean called Mandi's ass a dump truck, & she had to act unbothered? ☕💀🥀

And in other news...

Dont fuck with cats.

Mandi the Moron is making big plans for her future, guys. Big plans.

Wow- that's a truly ugly person. "No one cared about the beast"? Check w/ the numbers guy. Maybe he can correct your math. While we're on numbers- it's highly probable that Trisha will outlive you. How's that grab you, sweetie? Hey, keep pilling & raging, clawin' & jawin'. 😚🤗

Lock up the Benadryl, Mandith's stumbling around the pharmacy today. #asperusual #stinkbox #dustyass

when you reap what you sow

SammieJean⚔️🇨🇦 Yaba (XS)🥤 Right before Christmas biatch✌🏻🎄

I could go for a pumpkin spice funnel cake about now, how about y'all? But you know what's really cozy for the holidays? Having a non-toxic partner that your family LIKES. If there's a GA trip this week, I bet the tension will be thicker than her fruit salad! Gobble gobble. 💊

Well well well. Looks to me like someone wasn't paying attention. Perhaps a little saturation of the skull socket today? But first things first- make sure to let everyone (wife #2) know you're getting a new car & what kind! 🤣🥴🤡 🎶It's beginning to look a lot like Rehab 🚧