Alper suffers from the same thing.. #TShirtstealingwife

What bits are we talking about here?

Yep she will

Buddy will be announcing baby no.4 in months at this rate [laughing]

Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary Time flies when you’re spending it with a beautiful woman. [winks] #Twitterversary

Afternoon! It’s been another minute. It’s my girl’s birthday week this week.. #MilestoneMorgan [grins]

Well damn doesn’t she look hot in those shorts..

Dead man walking

It’s no secret. You were allowed to hear.

I guess that means going back to your parents [laughs]

Cooking classes? Well that would be a waste of money.. think about what you can do with that money in Home Goods or Target. [laughs] They ask questions any way “When are we getting more grandkids?

Casually sending nudes to the wife….

If you’ll excuse me, I’m kidnapping my wife again for her birthday so if you start to miss her we’re probably… or make that she is.. probably sipping margaritas somewhere.. but we’re probably doing some other stuff too [He chuckles] 𝑴𝒐𝒓𝒈𝒂𝒏 𝑯𝒂𝒓𝒕𝒍𝒆𝒚ꨄ

Celebrating my beautiful girl’s 30th Birthday in the Bahama’s. Have a good Sunday!

Happy Birthday to my beautiful wife. Finally 30 that means you can nolonger call me an old man [laughs] A few more presents on top of the others. We’re going to have a fun filled day here in Nassau. I love you very much. X 𝑴𝒐𝒓𝒈𝒂𝒏 𝑯𝒂𝒓𝒕𝒍𝒆𝒚ꨄ

#WCE 𝑴𝒐𝒓𝒈𝒂𝒏 𝑯𝒂𝒓𝒕𝒍𝒆𝒚ꨄ Loving you is the easiest thing I’ve ever done X Your #GB

“I brought my little black dress” she said, when we were in Nassau for her birthday. Me; I thought you were unwrapping gifts on your birthday instead of me” What happened next…? Hmmm.. 𝑴𝒐𝒓𝒈𝒂𝒏 𝑯𝒂𝒓𝒕𝒍𝒆𝒚ꨄ #WCW You make my world brighter, my heart fuller, and my life complete ILY

How do you know your wife is getting ready for her favorite Holiday.. #Halloween She’s trying to look for the skeletons in the closet that I kept hidden since our marriage.. #Hartleyhumor

Not everything is organic..