Me: I’m on my own journey. Also me: but what did everyone else put as their lunch selection for sales conference? I’ll die if I’m only one who picked veggie lasagna.

My favorite emoji is the little nerd smiley face w glasses cause i think it just puts people at ease just to even know that little nerd ass exists

Ok WOW i love this Nikki Palumbo !

There's literally nothing I'd rather hear about less than how semesters worked at your college & how all the students stay for a 3 week mid-year mini term in February but it doesn't count toward your major so everybody just has fun

ok i don't know who authorized this, but my first picture book illustrated by the amazing K-Fai Steele is out TOMORROW !!!! u can buy it??? or not! this is a u thing honey! amazon.com/Brilliant-Ms-B…

A piece I wrote for The New Yorker - hello hello!!

Whenever u tell a wine person 2 types of wine u drink they have to be like “that doesn’t make sense cuz one is a bavinchi & the other one’s from panini”

Why r celebrities laughing so much? I haven’t laughed as much in my whole life as they are in 1 pic but that’s fine