Pittsburgh Penguins Sleep with one eye open tonight, bird.

When you find out the creator of The Simpsons being in the epstein files, suggest they were not predicting events They were confessing

How about… we don’t take on any dead cap and keep one of the best WR we ever had.

Never let a New York athlete named Aaron carry the American flag in a big moment again

We can all be a little sneaky sometimes.

Fuck the cowboys

Happy Opening Day! I’m ready to hurt again.

It all makes sense now.

This is my favorite one🤣

Looks like the city started installing these 250th benches. Liberty Bell on the side reminds me of the Vet. Pretty cool.

How long you been wit her??

*pfffft* how long you been wit her??

I need the Steelers War Room POV to drop

Your slot WR is ready to go!!

When the power goes out at a Philly wedding an hour before pick drop x - Philadelphia Flyers #PuckEverybody

Phillies need to be sacrificed for the Flyers to win the Cup. Meek Mill needs to go back to jail for the Sixers to win a championship.

15 years ago today. I remember watching this live and seeing everyone react on Twitter. What a night!