Dear MLB, give us every mic’d up ejection for the rest of eternity. Sincerely, Everyone. x.com/TigersJUK/stat…

We warned you this would happen. You said Hillary needed to "earn" your vote. You thumbed your nose and stayed home. You voted for Jill Stein. You wrote in Bernie. You wrote in Harambe - a fucking gorilla that was killed in the zoo. You thought this was a game.

As your Fed Rep & not a member of the RCMP, no I can’t..but: A) Maybe they had intel on a potential threat. B) Maybe in light of recent public attacks - this is now standard practice. C) Shouldn’t we be thanking them for their service rather than questioning it? x.com/strange_trip/s…

Things that happen in Silicon Valley and also the Soviet Union: - waiting years to receive a car you ordered, to find that it's of poor workmanship and quality - promises of colonizing the solar system while you toil in drudgery day in, day out

Take a picture, not a trophy. This is how real men shoot animals

Few things are more annoying to Canadians than citing Tim Hortons coffee as a defining symbol of our national identity, Emma Teitel writes. thestar.com/opinion/star-c…

Left without comment. x.com/mfa_russia/sta…

4 years ago tomorrow, Russian's military killed 298 innocent people. USG knew within days of the tragedy that Moscow was to blame. An utter disgrace that we know Trump will never mention this in Helsinki. Or Skripal. Or Lesin. Or so many Putin victims. observer.com/2018/05/kremli…

I would say that I completely believe President Trump misspoke and that he has full faith and confidence in the members of our intelligence community and understands that Putin and Russia were fully responsible for intervening in our election. Sorry. I meant wouldn’t.

I misspoke. I meant to say I “wouldn’t” be right here waiting for you.

Dear Never-Trump Republicans: It's understandable that, having watched your own party embrace actual fascism, you'd really like the Democrats to to embrace whatever it was you think the GOP used to stand for. But we're going to pass, thanks.

This.

Amazing work by Toronto's finest, who are 'rewarded' for their efforts by the prospect of an 18 month long SIU investigation that will second-guess every split-second decision they made last night. cbc.ca/news/canada/to…

Trade unions. You're thinking of trade unions. x.com/CatoInstitute/…

This is good time to recall that former DIA chief Mike Flynn had his clearance when he was screaming "lock her up" at the Republican National Convention in 2016.

“So one day I’m sitting here talking to this lady, and I’m eating a sandwich. And the lady says to me: ‘There’s a sparrow sitting on your sandwich.’ And I think, ‘Wow. That’s pretty thrilling.’ So I began to feed it. And that sparrow started spreading the word, and I..."

You don’t get to spend 8 yrs telling Barack Obama to “go back 2 Africa,“ calling his wife a “gorilla in heels,“ disrespecting his children, supporting evangelicals calling him the antichrist, & praying Psalm 109:8... And now quote Romans 13 & tell me to “respect the president.”

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