cwf- Weather. Not malice.™

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New weather pattern just dropped

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We are convinced that our customers, who we feel are intelligent and kind creatures of all taxonomies and tax brackets, will make the morally and objectively correct pro-weather choice.

You usually* can't go wrong when you make the morally and objectively correct pro-weather choice. *see your local Weather Office for terms and conditions

We’re counting this as a win.

This pony gets it.

cwf: Like a shocked Southern belle, we, too, have the vapors.

You’re very welcome! Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

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Culprit still at large

Weatherpony forecasters like ourselves know how difficult it can be to make accurate predictions. In case of inclement weather, we at cwf would like to say that it's been a pleasure. You're welcome!

FORECAST: We’ve got some quality weather prepared. We think you’ll really like it! ^-^

Happy holidays, from our bureaucracy to yours!

PLEASE do not refer to our employees as “raindeer.”

for, indeed, the calm is but the wrapper and envelope of the storm;

NOTICE: cwf forecast on Twitter is officially shut down. See the image below from the service that ran the bot for me. I hope my silly bot provided some amusement! I plan to bring an improved version of it over to Mastodon, but it’ll take some time.

My girl's name is Senora I tell you friends, I adore her And when she dances, oh brother She's a hurricane in all kinds of weather

Find me mostly now at cwf at botsin.space