Labour trying to take credit for something years in the making - and also for a matter they reserved. Photo op(ertunists).

Here's a plan for the lawyers representing the Morton player for drug smuggling.. Self id as a Hashsexual.

Welcome to Seturday, the least cunty day of the week - that you waste beginning with when you don't put single malt on yer cornflakes, or plan sedition in the form of a lunch time fry up, washed down with harder stuff.

I wonder if we can use sex to sell independence in a similar manner - then I remember, wur Scots, and who the fuck looks sexy in a duffle coat onekini?

Every BBCS current affairs production should in a similar manner be no longer faceless - especially BBCQT and news. Naming production staff, and even the audience. Works two ways this whole "willing to be identified" thing - now about devolving broadcasting.. to make sure of it

There's also the opposite of below, "cross yer legs for indy", "nae pumping until after the union dumping", "nae sucky until Westminster gets tae fucky" and "no backdoor action until Scotland leaves the UK by the front door".

Now imagine turning them into suicide drones for all other sats.. Thats the next Bond film writing itself.

Well at least ye ken why the Amish kicked wan of their ain oot - canny even hit a nail.

Am calling shite on this wan, I can name three trillionaires alone. Somebody is lying, and another is hoping to be running a cost Govt cutting dept?

And am thinking the Circus would have said "fk that" for not being weird enough. In the struggle to be yourself, find others which are like minded - and then you aren't different anymore, but average instead, and then what do you do to be again different?

I can confirm not deny this is not me doing the commentary - ye kin tell by the lack of swearing in comparison to masel.

This was a paid advertisement on behalf of a bored wood chopping board board.

Personally I am looking forward to Scotland deciding what powers are devolved to England and reserved to Scotland - that's how it works in reverse is it not?

Aye, a "baguette", which reminds me ladies, the cup holder is too big for most lubes.

Land based buses are missing a trick here.

Not one divorce between them..

Community notes is just another con, it takes other community notes members to mark them up even before they get recognised. Yet yer average corporation like BBC, or indeed political party lying their tits aff, promoted by same - well there is no punishment, no retractions.

Diverse ye say, seems to me theres more representation of the 1% than even the previous Labour Govt ended up being. A party of, and for, the millionaire Landlord class - and another multimillionaire PM to highlight but 2.

Rangers expected to issue statement on hiring a Papist architect... front page of the morras Daily Ersehole comic?

There is nothing Labour wont do for oil, illegally, or making the illegal legal. One day Scotland will clue up to that, and 3 lost generations because of our home grown well rewarded traitors.