Off Twitter for a while

So Jacques Pauw is still getting pissed out of his head at his age. It is never too late to admit that you are powerless over alcohol.

South African woman gives birth to 10 babies in what could be a new world record bbc.in/3xaChkM

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Nanci…🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😅🤣

Introducing Apple Bağdat Caddesi, our beautiful new store in Istanbul. We’re glad to be a part of this vibrant community and we can't wait to welcome customers to this spectacular new space.

*Steps down as CEO*

not sure anyone has heard but, I resigned from Twitter

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A self checkout machine just asked me to tip. Someone needs to stop the madness

Today is a great day to remind you to throw away the box your cellphone came in. You will never need it.

It’s almost Time! See ya soon! #AppleEvent

Mexican police cuff crooked 'demon doll' Chucky reut.rs/3PNqZz4

Bank zero still sends spam emails, it must be 24 months now since I closed that shit of an account…🚮🚮🚮

To be the first one winning the Berlin Marathon five times is something that I could only dream of. We have so much history together whereby I cannot put into words the feeling I get when running these streets. Thank you to all the fans out on the course today.

If I can inspire someone somewhere in the world, that is my happiness.