THE CRAB RING GOON SAYS: DON’T SMOKE CIGARETTES! LET THE GOON DESTROY YOUR LUNGS INSTEAD!

YOU’RE NEXT JOE CRABSHACK!

THE GOON IS BUILT DIFFERENT

TELL US ABOUT YOURSELF 1. THE CRAB RING GOON 2. ABOVE SUCH NONSENSE 3. CRAB RAVE 4. 10 - ALL CRABS 5. THE GOON DOESN’T READ 6. C 7. NEITHER 8. CRAB 9. NONE 10. NONE 11. THOSE WHO EAT CRAB 12. NEVER 13. THE CRAB RING GOON 14. THEY EXIST DROP AN EMOJI I'LL SEND YOU THE QUESTIONS

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THAT IS NOT A CRAB YOU SCOUNDREL DO NOT LIE

THE CRAB RING GOON WILL NOW LIKE GRUESOME VIDEOS OF CRABS PINCHING HUMANS NOW THAT LIKES ARE HIDDEN FROM THE DISGUSTING PUBLIC EYE

THE GOON WORE HIS FINEST ATTIRE FOR THE SIGNING OF HIS CONTRACT

NOW I’M FALLING ASLEEP AND SHE’S CALLING A CRAB AND THE CRAB IS KICKING THE TEETH OUT OF MY MOUTH BECAUSE ITS THE CRAB RING GOON AND HE IS VERY ANGRY SOMETHING SOMETHING BRIGHTSIDE

THE CRAB RING GOON DOES HIS BEST TO RESPECT HUMAN PRONOUNS. THE CRAB RING GOON HATES ALL HUMANS BUT IS NOT TRANSPHOBIC

OM NOM NOM SANDVICH

//Suppressing the overwhelming urge to respond with “tastes like bitch!” 🤣

THE CRAB RING GOON SUPPORTS CRAB RIGHTS BUT EVEN THE GOON WANTS TO EAT THAT CRAB JUST TO SPITE PETA

IF YOU ARE NICE TO THE CRAB RING GOON, THE CRAB RING GOON WILL THANK YOU BY GIVING YOU CRABS

THE GOON’S BROTHER IS FREE

THE CRAB RING GOON HAS A NEW ALLY IN HIS FIGHT!!! @YourLadyRedd

THE CRAB RING GOON WILL PUT A CLAW DOWN YOUR THROAT IF YOUD PREFER

THE GOON DOES NOT CONSUME HOT BEAN WATER