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Christian

@cp_cilantro

you know I don't know karate

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calendar_today27-06-2009 20:49:23

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one day i will wake up and experience colors i have never before seen in my earthly body and i will know it has happened. i have died and Christ has brought me back as a mantis shrimp.

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how did tolkien not get a 6 album deal bro “one ring to find them one ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them” ???????????????????

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this man has been married long enough to be sick of his wife but doesn’t know that she likes piña coladas and getting caught in the rain??????????????????

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Patriots sign TE Scotty Washington to the practice squad; release rookie Jalen Wydermyer from the practice squad: bit.ly/3xDi4qc

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feeling disrespectful gonna wait for the safety demonstration on this flight and loudly yell “BOOOOORING” and then let my headphones slap over my ears when everyone looks back at me because I rudely interrupted the flight attendants what are these chumps gonna do

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Nothing in the world like having a 25+ point fantasy lead going into MNF and going 0-4 we are so back baby !!!!!! This isn’t even sarcastic !!!!!!