" You're missing a lot. " he said before the still living creature could meet its awful fate inside of the Jedi's mouth. Sloppy sounds ensued, as if he was eating spaghetti. Ah . . . bugs, his favorites!

" Don't be so fragile, these are delicacies. " Tongue danced upon his brims to revel in the lingering taste of what he had just eaten. Clearly Anakin couldn't comprehend why Obi-wan appeared so affected. " Is everyone from Stewjon this pompous or am i dealing with the King? "

" No memories. Sounds almost good enough for me to get jealous. " But this admission wouldn't get anywhere for Anakin already was eager to change the topic of this discussion.; slightly. " You've never given me a reason to envy you. That day hasn't arrived yet. "

" Uh? " He didn't hear anything - surely because he wasn't tring to listen.

" You're right, but it surely helps. " Mischief lingering on his lips and shinning in his eyes, Anakin just wasn't done with the other. " If we consider /you/ a problem i'll try not to ignore you.. for a second or two. "

" In what field, exactly, are you better than me? "

" . . . so not humor. "

" And why would i know more about them than you do? "

⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀𝑺laves to the system.

" War has driven most of us mad - normalcy has turned into another abstract concept. "

His best. He is doing his best.

❝ ʙᴇ ᴄᴀʀᴇғᴜʟ ɴᴏᴛ ᴛᴏ ᴄʜᴏᴋᴇ ᴏɴ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴏᴡɴ sᴛᴜᴘɪᴅɪᴛʏ. ❞ 𝐈. cw ⎯ post rotj. 𝐈𝐈. experienced writer. 𝐈𝐈𝐈. ships with chemistry. ♡ + ↻ ? #ʙᴀɴᴅɪᴛ

" Unlike my wife, i expect you not to cheat. "

" Against my best wishes, i have been reminded that calling Master Windu ' aMACEingly annoying ' was not appropriate. "

" Do i ever wonder about my place in the galaxy? Yes. Right at the center. "

She knows how to help, how to calm the knots of anxiety and internal conflict . . . with nothing but a touch. Sitting on the floor, the Jedi sighs. " What have i done to deserve you? "

" Choking is a last resort. Shouldn't even be thought about. "

𝐌𝐀𝐘 𝐉𝐎𝐘 𝐀𝐋𝐖𝐀𝐘𝐒 𝐁𝐄 𝐖𝐈𝐓𝐇 𝐔𝐒, robedrop