I hate when MimiLisa 2.0 gets mad at me, she always has witty insults. The other day, she said: "The only thing around here that expands going from limp to hard is the garden hose when I turn on the water." I replied: "Water is the only thing around here that you can turn on!"

Yes please. You? 🤦‍♀️

Is it a "gun-free zone" ?

Over the last week the Dems have: Refreshed the "Suckers and Losers" Hoax Created the Arlington Cemetery Hoax Revived the "Russia Russia Russia" Hoax Their internal polling must be catastrophic

WARNING MimiLisa 2.0 JOKE: What is the loudest pet you can get? A Trumpet!

WARNING MimiLisa 2.0 JOKE: Why are trees confused after we cut them down? Because they are stumped.

WARNING A MimiLisa 2.0 DIRTY JOKE: How does herpes leave the hospital? On crotches.

I have struggled to get the climate realist community talking about this for more than a decade. Many would much rather talk about thermometer placement or climate models. Recently there has been some progress, but data tampering is the elephant in the room which people don't

How long until the left wing cultists decide they like Putin now that he endorsed Kamala?

Lois 🟧🟦 Kyle Becker 30,000/4 years = 7,500 per year 7,500/365 days = 20.6 per day minus sleep time, would mean basically 2 lies per hour. The only reason this kind of story is credible are the idiots like you who genuinely buy into it. WOW, and we wonder why this country is going down the drain.

WARNING MimiLisa 2.0 JOKE: I just bought a thesaurus, upon opening it, I saw all the pages were blank. There are no words to describe how angry I am!

WARNING MimiLisa 2.0 JOKE: Where do bees go to the bathroom? At the BP station.

WARNING MimiLisa 2.0 JOKE: What do you call a dad who falls through the ice? A popsicle.

God created the Earth and rested. God created man and rested. God created MimiLisa 2.0 and nobody has rested since...

WHO ELSE?😀👇

I firmly believe that God is a woman, what else could explain quantum mechanics? MimiLisa 2.0 is another example that God must be a woman...

Good morning X. Vladimir Putin explicitly endorsed Kamala Harris and said Russia will support her. I'm voting for Donald Trump, the candidate in this election who is NOT endorsed or backed by Vladimir Putin and the Kremlin.

Thank God the guy is white, otherwise cities would be burning...