Just had a better one.

The exact same part of the Villa Park pitch denying both Tammy Abraham and Nick Woltemade a proper knee slide celebration was very satisfying to see. #motd

Shoutout from MC Grindah.

Cliftonville have one (1) free midweek between now and the split. Given there were cash turnstiles tonight, you'd imagine the rearranged game (the most inevitably predictable defeat in Cliftonville history, by the way) will have to be free admission.

Some Linfield fans on Facebook are complaining about their game being moved from Saturday to Tuesday. 💉💉💉 Between that, Player of the Game and Team of the Week, the fume NIFL generate among people who refuse to engage their brains for more than three seconds is award worthy.

William Gallas at Birmingham vibes from Arsenal here.

St Peter when he realised they only had five loaves and two fish to feed 5,000 people.

Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor being approached by a policewoman on his birthday.

Excuse me, his correct title is now Andrew Mountbatten-ClearerTwistNationalStadium.

Tudor's down.

Somebody somewhere will surely know why we keep being shown VAR offside calls from this kind of angle. Show it side-on in a straight line ffs.

Idrissa Gueye is dressed like a footballer from a hundred years ago.

Unless it's a draw.

A little bit behind in my podcasts but always love it when the Irish League features on Adam Hurrey... and the fact that it's specifically Cliftonville makes it all the better. An absolute train wreck indeed.

I wonder how long this is going to keep appearing on my timeline for.

Good to see IFAB finally addressing the "loss of tempo in matches". On an unrelated note, they'll also be using VAR for corners and second yellow cards. Twats. bbc.co.uk/sport/football…