Finally got the WH Twitter ready! Still, between this & the ACA delay, it's clear the IT team is phoning it in #2ndTerm #Ready4Hillary

BREAKING: White House will be making an announcement later this afternoon re: @Mike_Enzi_CMC 's pending criminal charges

Prez Obama declares @Mike_Enzi_CMC an enemy combatant; Enzi will face accelerated military trial + Gitmo detention youtube.com/watch?v=Qr-phA…

@OrrinHatchling Ask my predecessor...as they say what comes around, Gitmos around #ChangeWeCanBelieveIn #YesIDid #ReadyTheDrones

.@CNN_simulation So when did CNN become a subsidiary of Fox? Let's leave the zany conspiracies to Glenn Beck #ConspiracyNewsNetwork

.@CNN_simulation White House DENIES validity of tape. CNN clearly desparate for relevance, but this is a new low #DroneStrikeReady

Well done judiciary. Well done #amnestynational #immigration

VP Biden where are you?!?! Let's go get beers and prank call Cantor's office

Looking forward to breaking ground on Hawaii's new ISLANDBRARY. Shootout to Congress for a job well done #ISLANDBRARYDreamsComeTrue

This is a proud night for all customers of Zappos #IslandBraryActof2014 #cmonsim2014

Couldn't be more excited. No time to rest though, after today the push for ISLANDBRARY 2 must begin Not Amy Klobuchar

@FakeCornynCMC just asked me if Mexico was north or south of Texas #youseriousbrah #geographicblankslate

Fear not, reports of the repeal of the ACA are premature. Until I approve a design of the stamps the ACA remains in full effect. #FinePrint

On the lighter side, I wish Senator Enzi safe travels on his trip to Gitmo tomorrow! #NoGunControl? #EnziControl

Gunning for a third censure I see? Rob Portman