CL’s imaginary lifestyle blog (@cllifestyleblog) 's Twitter Profile
CL’s imaginary lifestyle blog

@cllifestyleblog

Twitter account for my imaginary lifestyle blog because I’m not adding another platform like tumblr to my life and I’m not going to make tiktoks.

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My main bra-related lifestyle advice is to pursue breast reduction surgery if you have been thinking about it. I always envied those bitches who could just pick up a sports bra in S, M, or L, instead of investing $100 in a serious piece of equipment. Now I’m one of them!

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Communication advice dispensed on fb just today: I have found that it’s more comfortable for me to express preferences with if/then statements than questions, so I don’t have to worry about answers: “Hey, if you could do X next time Y happens that would make things easier for me”

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Lifestyle tip: don’t throw out the clean/dirty magnet with the dishwasher. (Volunteering at a trash day thing and saw this tragedy occur right before my eyes — don’t make the same mistake)

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The only downside to cooking quinoa (other than the ecological devastation associated with its cultivation) is that for the next several days, I keep finding little quinoa grains all over my kitchen.

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I got a very reflective jacket during tomboyxShop’s Black Friday sale, and I am extremely stoked to be less afraid of my neighborhood’s texting drivers when I walk my dog this winter. I just now took photos with flash off and on, and it is as ridiculous as I’d hoped.

I got a very reflective jacket during <a href="/tomboyx/">tomboyxShop</a>’s Black Friday sale, and I am extremely stoked to be less afraid of my neighborhood’s texting drivers when I walk my dog this winter. I just now took photos with flash off and on, and it is as ridiculous as I’d hoped.
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Meet Sara and Will. Sara is an actual engineer. Will is a male engineer. manwhohasitallshop.com/product/his-he… Please note the male versions of my t shirts are more expensive than the standard versions.

Meet Sara and Will. Sara is an actual engineer. Will is a male engineer. 

manwhohasitallshop.com/product/his-he…

Please note the male versions of my t shirts are more expensive than the standard versions.
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Sometimes, you have to vote for people you don't like. Boo-fucking-hoo. #democracyisontheballot #kalama2024 #trumpisaracist

Sometimes, you have to vote for people you don't like.

Boo-fucking-hoo.

#democracyisontheballot #kalama2024 #trumpisaracist