“I’d like a family pack of Arsefoots please!” And it would’ve ruined the iconic advert…Pppppick up an Arsefoot!”

Hansel is 5yrs old and he has been with us since Aug 21. Hansel can be a lovely lad but he can also be very protective of his people and property so will need an exp, child and pet free home #dogs #GermanShepherd #Essex gsrelite.co.uk/hansel-2/

Rebel is 2yrs old and he is a sweet boy who has really come out of his shell with the help of the #Essex kennels, Rebel can live with older kids but will need a #germanshepherd exp home #dogs gsrelite.co.uk/rebel-4/

Quite right, too!

Hunny will be 10 next month and she has been with us most her life, Hunny is a great girl in kennels but she does struggle in a home environment so will need an exp and patient home #dogs #germanshepherd #Cornwall gsrelite.co.uk/hunny/

I can eat a family pack without removing the wrappers?

As the great Michael Caine is alleged to have said, “not many people know this”, but I came into GSRE’s care as a police case. Despite that, I was a happy chap. Us dogs tolerate a lot and are still wonderful but we need a helping paw: the rescue does that. Please help if you can.

Indeed they are. I’d gloat but I don’t wish to upset Noc too much, however, one has to celebrate these things when one can.

Quite clearly, there should have been a Penguin.

Lisa is my friend from my time on earth and Lisa is a friend to all dogs and a fine example of a human being, into the bargain. I’d even let her share my Penguins: that’s how good she is. If you could possibly spare a donation, you’d make us all very happy up here. ❤️🐾

His dad’s a firefighter. The shame!

This is a global disgrace! Penguins! youtube.com/shorts/FMHNVLz…

Of course, my namesake club would do this…

We really do wish we had the power to ban them all! Check all gates/fences are secured as even the bravest dog can bolt. Chip details up to date and collars with ID tags on even for a toilet break. #BonfireNight #dogs #fireworks #November5th

At least GSDs got a mention. All hail that lad!

🎁🍺 THE ULTIMATE HAWKSTONE RAFFLE IS HERE! 🍺🎁 🔥 WIN Jeremy Clarkson’s SOLD OUT HAWKSTONE ADVENT CALENDAR! 🔥 Yes — it’s completely gone everywhere else, but we’ve got one! Behind each of the 25 doors you’ll find a mix of award-winning lagers and ciders, mini bottles of gin

Please help my people out with a nomination. I guarantee I’ll have had a trickier time than you, selecting from the location menu.