"If a woman is an analogy to you then you're not ready to be talking to a woman." SPEAK🗣🗣🗣

The world won’t end if u say ‘I fucked up it’s on me’ u know

“I’m a proper fan coz I’m got a dogshit tattoo mush🍋🐊”

My 4 year old make other people throw L’s up my life amazing.

A British carnival would be hilarious, sweet Caroline on repeat on one street & wonderwall another. Coke sniffing, beer throwing & fights all over the place. I’d pay to watch it

I know I’m in a good place cos I’ve got homies I’ve gotta pay just to goon tf up and bang security I feel like suge knight

Retards love the term “street smart”

Now do “Your design” vs Birkenstock

Please don’t forget who I am and where I’ve been

Went thru everything this year except a bitch phone

'Anyone caught having more than one Greggs per week will be sentenced to life imprisonment'

Can’t lie I wish I could do bag every day 😂

Might start voting conservative idgaf

Why does the paralympics feel relatable tho?

I’m going back to beating people up this year this mercury got some people being way too brave

England really been on that

How the fuck do u get 50k debt at 23 I can’t even get my bank to extend my £1500 overdraft