Jimmy Kimmel Jimmy: For God's sake sue Aaron Rodgers Do you need help? I'll help.

Fire sale on all Ron DeSantis merch today!

Oh boy. I hate to talk politics when there’s good news to celebrate but this is too brazen to ignore. Mr. Stauber voted against every screw, steel beam, and concrete pier in this bridge. Luckily President Donald J. Trump worked with Stauber’s colleagues and got it done without him. Thanks, Joe!

Weird how she only got mad when it was her husband and not my friends the Vindman’s or the “losers and suckers” like the ones buried in cemeteries.

I am giving you until February 19 at 5pm for Jim Jordan to honor his subpoena. He’s 600+ days past due.

Let me translate this Tweet for you: “Vladimir Putin’s taint smells like wildflowers and Springtime.”

You are full of boloney! If you cared about the border security and national security you would not have obstructed the bipartisan plan negotiated by Sen. James Lankford . But you did because your master Donald J. Trump ordered you be a do nothing Speaker.

Navalny Alexey Navalny was murdered by Putin. This needs to be called what it is. Condolences to Aleksei’s family.

Keep in mind that Vladimir Putin, a man who murders his political opposition, also has a permission slip from Donald Trump to attack our NATO allies.

MAKE IT TREND: #MoscowMikeJohnson is a traitor to America & Democracy.

#MoscowMikeJohnson

I’m also hearing rumors the ship was transgender.

You voted against all of this.

Elon Musk Autism Capital 🧩

Elon Musk Autism Capital 🧩 So you’re just straight up calling Americans retarded now? lol good luck winning our support then.

Elon Musk Autism Capital 🧩 Sorry Elon, America is more than a corporation & a sports team It's our home There are more important things than money, Like the protection of your people, You're the richest man in the world, from South Africa And your people are being racially discriminated against in a

Elon Musk Autism Capital 🧩 Bro, I'm pretty sure that you understand that we voted, overwhelmingly, for mass deportations, right? Yeah, that didn't mean we voted to replace the deportees with H1B's, sorry if we were unclear.

Elon Musk Autism Capital 🧩 Some saw through Musk from the beginning. Others finally saw his true colors during this week's immigration debate. Yet some still won't see his treachery despite this tweet - and *that's* who we can properly classify as retarded.