Phillip II of Macedon was great... Alexander The Great was greater.

We are officially cursed.

Kalani, pretending to be interested in the Penn State game, just to drop one of these in the team meeting and motivate a win on Saturday:

Fantastic tweet 👏😂

My tweets today just kept going back and forth between hoping for a miracle and accepting (what I thought was) the inevitable… If Kalani Sitake is staying, after all that, Christmas can just call it this year, it won’t get any better than this

The Greatest Generation tried to warn us about this very thing

We can all retire from social media now, this post won 😂

I would like to officially offer Kalani Sitake and his family free dental services for life if he stays in Provo. I’m not a dentist, but I’ve seen one on TV and I’m petty sure I got the gist of it

Today: crumbl cookies and nutricost helping cover the cost of football coaching contracts 20 years from now: the AT&T Texas Longhorns vs the Liberty Mutual Alabama Crimson Tide, on Bigger Nooner Saturday

We may never again see such a perfect troll job 💀😂

Looks like some ESPN producers bought the “NO” on Kalshi for BYU to the College Football Playoff 🤨

Just so we're clear: Texas Tech has not played BYU this season with a fully healthy LJ Martin... That is a SIGNIFICANT consideration.

This guy would've been the kid in your 1st grade class who made it his mission that none of his classmates still believed in Santa Clause. It's fun having a national voice be an advocate, especially a personality that is not at all the type that comes to mind when you think

I believe that the committee views BYU as a potential reincarnation of 2023 TCU. TCU losing that NC game 65-7 still sends shivers down the spine of TV executives. If such an outcome were ever to happen again, a good number of people would simply stop watching the playoffs

On another note, had some fun with a spam texter tonight. Not even my address, and I’m not even selling a home 🥴 Kinda wish I’d kept it going longer…

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but: There is no difference between the “best teams” and “most deserving teams” in college football. Teams who are most deserving only arrived at that point by being the best. If it were not the case, why do we even play the games?

Devaughn Eka was probably the most bafflingly underrated recruit I've come across in a long time. This dude should've been high 4-star, easily. Just a PHENOMENAL RB! BYU gets a diamond in the rough and between Eka and Moa they have the post-LJ running back room looking all set

The incoherence of the committee is nothing short of comical