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QUESTION OF THE DAY: If @thecjmorgan dies in surgery next week, what should be his last words on the radio today? We are trying to plan ahead.

For those asking: it’s was “big ol floppy dong, Blop blop” and then a fart sound effect.

Good news! CJ Morgan is out of surgery and currently resting in the recovery room. The penile plication was mostly successful. Thank you for all the kind words and flowers.

On this day: Benjamin Sisko traveled back in time and influenced the course of Earth’s history becoming involved with the Bell Riots. #todayisthegreatest

Question of the day: when can you start decorating for Halloween?

#pocketcheese

🤘 This Saturday it's TEXAS VS ULM 🏈 💥 Join 101X for our Texas Tailgate Party on the corner of 18th & Colorado from 4-7PM! We're getting you hyped with music, complimentary drinks and more from our friends at Texas Original. More on 101x.com/texas-tailgate/

Now accepting hugs from service robots

How should we punish Spenny?

OMG John Early is the best and my new "Austin friend". Catch him at the Mohawk Austin Saturday. 101X 101x.com/blogs/cj-morga…

Question of the Day: Why can't you use a credit card to pay off another credit card?

What’s CJ’s “great idea” for his next job?

Its time for the annual CJ Morgan Show Spooktacular! Drop your requests in the replies.

We. Have. Fun. Here.

We are the dumbest show on earth and our goal is only to make you smile. Tune in now to hear an uplifting impromptu speech ruined by CJ being CJ 101x.com/cj

Howdy CHILLVILLE fans, don't miss out on the latest podcast including M83, Mk.gee, FKA Twigs, Maribou State and many more: 101x.com/blogs/chillvil…

HOW MANY PUSHUPS CAN 10,000 Bees DO? Mayo Clinic says, for his age, he SHOULD be able to do 18.5. Closet guess wins St. Vincent Tickets - 512.835.1015 101X

🤘 WE'RE BACK at Drinks Backyard this Saturday to cheer on TEXAS with CJ Morgan Show! 🏈 Big TV and drink specials from Twisted X Brewing Co Company for 21+! ❌ Join 101X starting at 11:00AM to kick it off! ❌ More on 101x.com/texas-watch-pa…

ON THIS DAY IN HISTORY: While visiting Mexico, CJ Morgan rented and wrecked a "motorcycle", breaking his collarbone and ending up in the hospital.