In 1897 a ghost's testimony convicted a man to life in prison! Read the bizarre story --->

WTF is Lady Gaga doing in my last tweet?! It's so awkward. o_O Check it out! OMG!

Once upon a time, 3 witches wished 3 wishes but which witch knows which witch wished which wish?

@LorieSantana5 – Какие планы на вечер? – Пока никаких. А какие есть предложения? – Сложносочиненные и сложноподчиненные.

Настроение под ноль - здравствуй, крепкий алкоголь.

Porn Stars when they were kids

Лучший в мире кинозал — это мозг, и ты понимаешь это, когда читаешь хорошую книгу. (Ридли Скотт)

The "hmmmm..." of a girl deciding what to order is like a dentist drill to my ears.

Dear Facebook: Keep your drama over there. Sincerely, Twitter . .

@WusGood_Trey It's about you? tinyurl.com/8kpvuk3/#WusGo…

I dont know how people can laugh in photos & still look good.. I look like an awkward horse. -___-

Dad: Get off the computer and go do something! Me: I'm going surfing later! Dad: You surf? Me: Yeah the web...

@YoungCorpo It's about you? tinyurl.com/bsl7nye/#Young…

The word "WOMAN" has "MAN" in it. "FEMALE" has "MALE" in it. "SHE" has "HE" in it. (Moral:- WOMAN can't live without MAN) :D

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm using my hand, but I'm thinking of you.

@MarleneAllison3 Жители Москвы после смерти попадают либо в рай, либо обратно в пробку.

@ZPaganini Your photo is amazing) tinyurl.com/9gb7l63/#ZPaga…

Dear Marijuana, I know you are still illegal, but this is why I LOVE YOU -:-

@Zahra_Hiel At party you was drunken) cool photo) tinyurl.com/c3wxdlo/#Zahra…

I wonder if the people I have crazy dreams about ever have crazy dreams about me…