Interrupt my sleep and I'll interrupt your breathing.

Mom: Can I see your twitter ? Me: WHAT TWITTER ?! *throws laptop out window, runs to airport, moves to Mexico, changes name to Pepito*

But I don't care what they say, I'm in love with you.

Short Shorts, Sun-kissed skin, Beach, Drinks, Pool party's, Friends...Summer is here!!

Triangular sandwiches taste better than square ones...fact

If karma dosen't hit you, I will.

Oh my gosh they are called teletubbies because they have T.V screens in their stomachs!

Lets take a moment and thank God that spiders can't fly

When in doubt, mumble.

It's easier to fake a smile than explain your tears.

I don't like when people stare at me. Unless you're cute... you can stare if you're cute.

I wish tweeting could burn calories...