'Seriously reduced visibility' = less than 100 meters. Ask yourself whether you can see beyond this b4 reaching for those bleedin fog lights

Fog lights are NOT substitutes for a blown head bulb. You dazzle other drivers. Replace the bulb. #RoadSafety

My Morris is in for repair, so I have the worlds WORST courtesy car. Nice bonnet ornament. I'll walk thanks.🏃🏻

Perfect for retired Hells Angels, the new OAP's village in #Tetbury has 113 apartments and parking for 3 motorbikes

Eeh by gum, received this from Yorkshire, Morrisons in Rippon. First human form ornament, this awful minstrel thing

Urgghh x.com/simon_burgess/…

M6 yesterday. 80% of #foglightbellends were Audis just like this one, & 80% of those were white Audis. Just Sayin.

Yet more naff taste. A camp lion on a Land Rover Defender

Is this a Mack Truck? Is it in Alabama? No to both, its a Landy in Frampton-on-Severn. getinthesea

Anyone off to Badminton today to watch horses being parked? Keep an eye out, there must be plenty of these about

How small do you reckon his nob is?

silly jumping horse on a ford ranger outside the Angel in #Sherston

Aww, c'mon #Tetbury help this dude out

No idea what the chuff this is supposed to be on this Hyundai in an ASDA in Winsford, Cheshire. Horrendous

Still no closer to cracking the secret code. A rare tortoise on common as muck Audi in Shipton Moyne

Tetbury version would be wearing a schoffel gilet x.com/HenosaurusRex/…

I'm not big on car bonnet mascots - but this one on a Land Rover Discovery in the #Cotswolds is 'a bit posh' CHOPS

What a twat x.com/CountryHosts/s…

Another Audi, #Cirencester

Well it wasnt stolen for the Hippo! x.com/stolendefender…