Keep an eye out for the Tokyo Banana Waffle Cone Ice Cream, on sale at Family Mart stores around Japan from today. #japan #banana #icecream #tokyobanana #familymart #konbiniwatch

Liz Truss went to Balmoral Castle and the Queen died two days later. Liz Truss has gone to America and Henry Kissinger died within hours.

Happy to drop $100+ on Twitter Premium if it comes with a special feature today: an April Fools' filter. 🚫🃏 #AprilFoolsDay #TakeMyMoney Elon Musk Grok

[New open source release]: AI Raspberry Pi cat detection and narration 🐈😼 Because my cats need a full time AI David Attenborough to narrate their lives. Stack: - LangChain - Resend - ElevenLabs - Mintlify - OpenAI Repo: github.com/ykhli/AI-RPi-d… SOUND ON 🔊

FYI - most of the process can be done in your home country too

18 years on this site. I miss OG Twitter!

Logging in to work:

I installed a box high up on a pole somewhere in the Mission. Inside is a crappy Android phone, set to Shazam constantly, 24 hours a day, 7 days a week. It's solar powered, and the mic is pointed down at the street below walzr.com/bop-spotter

damn ok tim walz

I’ve been obsessed with Star Trek since I can remember. I always thought the coolest thing was talking to the computer. Took an hour last night to bring it alive: blandtrek.com

We’re now Bland.com. New look. Same bold ideas. Oh, and for fun—you can call our AI and talk to yourself. ☎️Try it: 913-733-2376 P.S. It takes one minute and your voice is permanently deleted after the call. Dw, it's a one off, this isn’t Black Mirror.

Hear me out……

2025 top AI voice agents by industry just dropped 👀👀

Love is complicated. Understanding customers over the phone shouldn’t be. Meet Babel, our new real-time multilingual transcription engine, built to understand conversations across languages—because nothing should get lost in translation. Watch the demo, and happy (early)

We’re hiring! At Bland, we’re growing too fast and we need more AI Engineers to keep up with the scale. That is, people with great stakeholder management skills, product deployment skills. If this describes you and you want to join a team of underdogs, dm me

TIL: you can type `caffeinate` in terminal to prevent your mac from going to sleep. `caffeinate -t 3600` if you want it to stay awake for an hour (3600 seconds)

Can’t believe Elon and Trump broke up during Pride month

19 years in. User 200-something. Still some good corners, but Mr Daddy Issues kinda ruined this place. #twtr

I've been processing a lidar scan for the past 15 hours, and discovering at least one not-seen-in-1000-years structure every minute on average