Serial sexual deviant. That’s the word you’re looking for.

Berry/DePodesta spearheaded the pursuit of a serial sexual deviant, convinced a reluctant ownership group to give up on Baker AND trade for a pervert AND give him the most guaranteed $ ever. AND 3 FIRST-ROUND PICKS. And they are both still employed. What a country.

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No. 8 seed vs. the No. 7 seed. Both from the Midwest. Just as the CFP gods wanted. O-H …

I hope his newborn is colicky.

You are such a simple fuck. Legacy Cleveland sports media at its finest.

Lamar Jackson is 3-5 in the postseason. That seems pretty not-good for someone who is about to be a three-time MVP.

3-5

I shall not shush. I shall shit on a stolen franchise every single time they gag in the postseason, though.

O-H …

Who is more powerful, Playoff Jimmy or Petulant Jimmy?

So, not only did trading for a sexual deviant cost them three first-round picks, $230 million guaranteed and their soul, it’s also gonna cost the Browns a future Hall of Famer. AND Deposit/Berry still have jobs. Browns is the Browns.

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At the Deathbed, by Edvard Munch, 1895

Apparently he holds onto a neck better than he does a football.