This may be unpopular opinion, but, I _HATE_ technical documentation that is trying to be cutesy with emoji and pop culture references. I'm trying to fix a bug. Using "DVader" / "Luke" vs "parent" / "child" in your data examples is not helpful or appreciated right now.

.. opens Apple Music Apple Music: "Hey, do you remember what you were listening to when you close me last?" Me: "yes?" Apple Music: "Oh thank god, because I sure don't. Here, I'll play a random song to celebrate."

Kids: “hey siri, how many kids does Tom Brady have” Siri: “Now playing kids holiday music on Apple music…” … yup, I agree, AI is terrifying …

Me watching the grill op make my bacon extra crispy

Nothing more depressing then when you get a domain expiration notice for an idea you had but never got around to building. :(

"Google’s docs aren’t wrong. They’re almost right, which is worse." - Dapper Dan 💯💯💯

"All parties we are scrubbing operations for today.... Thanks for playing.." -- Relativity Space

Happy 4:45am Emergency Broadcast test alert to all who celebrate! #Florida

A guilty pleasure of mine is cart abandonment on subscription service checkout flows just to see how desperate their drip campaigns get. Just hit a new record. 20%->95% off in only 5 days.

Hey GameStop your Florida mall store just told me I can’t purchase from there without giving an email or phone number and I was paying with cash — is this true?

I'll buy the #AppleVisionPro if someone builds an app that lets you play suspenseful music when ever you make eye contact with your pet.

Unpopular opinion: Having children sounds terrifying. As if I’d lose myself, my relationship, and my career. Yet everyone seems to do it. Are you all happy? Happy mostly when they’re older and you have people to come home for Thanksgiving? I wish people would honestly reply

I keep clicking on the new Twitter logo, and it keeps closing my browser, and I cannot figure out why.

Every hurricane season I wish X and Facebook had a way for timely stories to decay or update when newer information is available. The algorithms favor older content with more interactions. If a new track is posted, the old one should disappear or point to updated version. 🙏

The Philadelphia Phillies need to get Liam Castellanos on a plane right now to throw out the first pitch tonight. #RedOctober #Phamily

Hey Matt Strahm ... How many you buying? topps.com/cards-collecti…

Kyle Schwarber is an absolute freight train running the bases -- and that deserves proper theme music.. Kyle Schwarber #Phillies #RedOctober

... Later Today -- The people who bought the cheapest "Eclipse safe viewing glasses" on Amazon ... #Eclipse2024

lol. John Kruk with combed hair and behaving is cracking me up. Apple must of given him a shock collar and Tom McCarthy the remote… 🤣

Just like everybody thought 😤