#Pfannkuchen #Berliner #Kraeppel #Krapfen

The inevitable consequence of pouring raw sewage into the UK's waterways:

Good evening,

As I finally prepare to escape the office clutches, it appears the Tory circus has gifted us yet another act of unparalleled buffoonery.

Settle in; this one's a proper omniclusterfuck.

In the illustrious chambers of the Commons, a vote was meant to elevate

Don’t ever let anyone tell you that this Tory government isn’t breaking records left, right, and farther right…

3.1 million food parcels handed out, topping the previous appalling figure

Brexit Britain, the land of milk and honey, from a food bank

If you were wondering why the fruit & veg shelves of your supermarket were looking a bit bare,... theguardian.com/business/artic…

Thanks anti-vaxxers. Great job. You absolute gibbons.

Latest The Guardian cartoon
#KeirStarmer #NatalieElphicke #LabourParty

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5 babies dead in the last year from whooping cough.

Great work anti-vaxxers give yourself a pat on the back as all your hard work is paying off.

Goosey

Imagine you’re PM of the UK like Sunak and were chancellor before that and helped shifting billions and billions of pounds away from the NHS, the populations‘ Health System that the people of the UK finance via their tax. Away from patients, us.
And then you shift it to your

'I say, we spent millions on Facebook ads telling people how shite we think London is, why didn't they vote for us? '

David C Bannerman

Happy days. theguardian.com/politics/artic…

Londonkabbie

Sadiq Khan beating Susan Hall:

What a fantastic headline to wake up to! theguardian.com/politics/artic…

Arron Banks I, too, want my country back.
A country before populist privateers like Farage & Banks. A country before the stain on our history that was UKIP. A country before Brexit.