I have recently received inquiries about my personal collection of Mario merchandise. Below is a photo of all Mario merchandise I own. It is a single officially licensed 2011 keychain of a Wallop enemy from Super Mario 3D Land, which is of great sentimental value to me.

sometimes i think about changing my username but who am i if i'm not captaingrif

I need to buy this

Completely true. I don't hang out with anyone unless they want to watch rain world gameplay on youtube

i have two kids now. they make my life hell. i would do anything for them.

idk bout this one

i keep replying to people on here really late because i only log in and post 1 thing and leave for the next 24 hours

i've gotten into the habit of typing out every number as an integer even though that looks kind of weird sometimes

not bad

her: what a great night :) [roaming gang of mean twinks appears] me: *looks down at my graphic tee, insecure* we need to cross the street her: what? the twink king, from a distance: is that guy really wearing a star wars shirt on a date? oh sis.. me: WE NEED TO CROSS NOW

Thank you rain world very cool

there's no goddamn way my installed apps actually add up to 1 tb. i can't figure this out

Btw i just dissected a crawfish

right uh look. hi everyone. sorry to everyone whos been trying to get in touch with me i dont mean to be a dick im just doing really bad right now. which i dont really like to talk about on here but there it is. ill try to get back to people over the next few days. sorry again