Is dancing around my kitchen, drinking white wine straight from the bottle, and cooking breakfast at 4:30 in the afternoon peak adult behavior? Maybe, but that’s none of your damn business. 🙂

Me 25 years ago.

I’m in the middle of coaching and can’t stop checking my phone bc I know the Saints are gonna give me a heart attack #NFLDraft2025

New Orleans Saints

Well my workout just got extended a good bit… rage lifting and extra bag time for meeeeeee 🥲🤬

That immediate “mm-mmmmm 🫥” says it all 😂😂😂

Paying my water bill is one of the most daunting tasks in my life bc it’s an automated phone payment and I gotta enter like a bazillion numbers and if you get just 1 wrong you gotta start over and tbh I may just rather take the late fee and try again next month at that point…

I love turning off my locations before a vacation 😌

Girlfriend life hack: If you’ve got a gf that loves animals so much she will make friends with dogs in public while completely ignoring the owners, just tell them she’s autistic and it really neutralizes the situation.

Ah yes… more rain. I may grow gills by August 🫠

Oof!!

Maybe it’s a hot take, but I ain’t rattin out my son. Politics be damned.

I tend to be asking myself what the absolute hell I am doing a lot more than is honestly acceptable…

Whenever I see TCU playing I sincerely pray that when the US eventually Balkanizes, that the NCAA forms their own pseudo-nation that imposes harsh penalties for crimes against sports culture and the guy who designed those uniforms is the first to be publicly executed. ❤️

For legal reasons I am NOT currently tossing artillery shells into back yards where I hear children. Happy New Year fam 🎊