₊˚ʚ ᗢ₊🕰️˚✧ ﾟ. “This wasn’t where I was supposed to be..?” “Did the time reverse not work?” *Homura Akemi has joined #PARODYTWITTER!*

“Uhm.. hi..! ..how do you know my name?”

“Oh? You have? That’s interesting..!”

*she looks at Duc in awe* “Woahh, that’s interesting!!” (Ooh?)

“It’s really rainy today.. It’s not been this rainy for a while..” “Would you like my umbrella?”

//I’ve not had internet all day My emo ass could never again

What

Do not trust him DO NOT FUCKING TRU-

"I have come to the conclusion that I am currently feral and may need a rabies vaccine"

"Sorry for inactivity guys I had rabies and scarlet fever and the bubonic plague and a little smidge of smallpox, nothing much!"

"Oh, uh, didn't expect a visit from you, (READER).. would you like some tea? Coffee? ..Anything?"

//WOAH WOAH WOAH, I COME BACK TO 48 FOLLOWERS????

"I'd like you to know, (READER), you're safe with me! I think"

"Happy Valentines, (READER)! It is the 14th, right??"