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Josh Trebach, MD

@jtrebach

ER doc. Toxicologist. I talk about poisons & cats. Posts/opinions/DMs = my own (not employerโ€™s) & not medical advice. ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ contact = [email protected]

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i'm not superstitious but if you say 'that vein is huge no one can miss that' as someone is placing an IV then that vein will suddenly grow wheels and roll around and laugh as it mocks your hubris

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Josh Trebach, MD I have a different version of this for my profession: if you say โ€œthis meeting should end early and weโ€™ll get some time backโ€ you have now cursed it and the meeting will ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿผ never ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿผ end ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿผ early.

I wonโ€™t let anyone on my staff say that out loud. ๐Ÿ˜œ

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