Oh, we got some sudden post Burgerland hours buying on Coinbase. Bitstamp is buying too, but that's a small market. Bitfinex is also still TWAPing. I'm starting to think that this is Tether buying with their profits. $BTC

> When a market is really small and you're clearly the only real player and you see the MM run price away from your limit orders ;_; I thought this shit would end with FTX gone...

How the hell are Americans coming back from holiday and before they even sit down at their desks they smack their heads into the market sell button like their lives depend on it... Take these people's PC away ffs. $BTC

Septembear Octobear Novembear Decembear

ETH is the worst thing that ever happened to me.

There are no significant spot or ETF flows whatsoever. We're basically stuck in this perpetual loop of price nuking when shorts slam the sell button and price briefly popping up when shorts cover. This must be what purgatory is like. $BTC

Huge volume day, largest 15 minute period since August 4th / 5th. $340 million in open interest on BTC, wiped. $115 million in open interest on ETH, wiped. $50 million in open interest on SOL, wiped. Decent, Velo.

Another "good" morning lads and lasses.

This is such a sad chart, damn.

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I NEVER DOUBTED ETH THIS IS THE GREATEST ASSET EVER

Can we get even half a nanosecond without something terrible happening...

Ok it's not that bad it seems 😂

Even the hackers are giving up and telling us to just go touch grass 💀

While they're still suing companies left and right they're also accepting crypto donations lmao.

Luna bonanza 2.0 let's fucking go. I can't even be mad at this point, we need SOMETHING to make prices go up.

Just a few more generational bottoms before more generational bottoms before we go even lower.