Drunk tank? No, that's my dunk tank. $5 a toss, proceeds going to CHEO. Big fan of their logo. #BywardBear

This is the best thing Twitter has ever provided first thing in the morning 😂 #BywardBear 🐻

Shoutout to Ottawa Moose tweeting pawsthumously. #BywardBear

<3 my fans. Porridge for everyone! #BywardBear

Don't worry Paddy, I've got your back. Ryan Reynolds and I will settle this the only way us Canadians know how - mini-sticks in Ryan's mom's basement. #BywardBear

FUR THE LOVE OF GOD, IS THIS A THING!? #BywardBear

My name is BywardBear, and I approve of this message. PS, who is this Mauler guy? Cool name though.

How embearassing, at least ask me to stop tweeting and turn around before posting my picture. #BywardBear

.BywardBear already with the Nike endorsement??

Only if you re-sign Burrows. Oh, and also that other guy. #BywardBear

Guys seriously, just put those tranquilizer guns away and give me back my unicycle. I want to go home. #BywardBear

FAKE NEWS. GUTLESS. FAILING BOOK. #BywardBear

On my way! #BywardBear

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Ever stay up in the market way too late, and wake up somewhere you don't recognize with an earring you don't remember getting? #BywardBear

That’s my bad, I’ve got some family in town for the weekend. It’s my pawchelor party. Can anyone recommend a good night cub?

Unbearievable!

Just heard Jenni’s latest Hot Flash. Another bear spotted in Gatineau, this time on a golf course. My bad, was just looking for my golf cubs. And you think a bear on a course is scary? I heard there’s a Tiger out there!