Her: l left my x 'cause he was broke
Me:

Usikubali kuteseka na ukona number yangu,,, futaaa😂💔

Me: joins telegram
Telegram to your friends 😂😂😂💔

Kuna ninja sai imeorder mizinga tatu ya Captain Morgan but chaser ni your loml stay strong champ atarudi tu😂😂

How hard did you try for her?
Me:

Absolutely no one 😂😂
Her: jifunike nichange
Me:

Stima zikipotea mkikunywa changaa alafu uskie bado system inaimba😭😭😭

Alliance students pretending to see kcse paper for the first time 😂😂😂💔

Tangu nijue ChaTGpt inachana notes safi ivi na iko na content kushinda lecturers wetu, sijawahi kanyaga classes buana tukutane cats na exams only😂💀.

The siblings: 'How will we avoid our family getting affected if his wife decides to divorce?'

Professor: 'That's where Achraf Hakimi's mother comes in '

Ukiacha kevoh na dem yako alf usikie sauti ya woofer imeongezwa😂😂😂

Msee dark akikusho akona bright future😂😂🙆🙆🙆

Nkikumbuka exams n next week naa kitu najua n venue pekee😥😥😥

Eti kwa top 4 epl table n team moja tuh imebeba ucl😂😂😂😂