⠀ ᅟᅟᅟᅟᅟᅟ𝓜𝙴𝙽𝙳𝙾𝙺𝚄𝚂𝙴̈。 ᅠᅠᅠ

( BRINGING HER HAND UP TO HIS MOUTH TO SHUSH HIM. LITTLE BITCH. ) this is a delicate* operation i’m running here. you can’t just say that. and why do you want to kill sai .ᐣ.ᐣ.ᐣ

( hand waving back and forth. ) yeah, well, you’re freakishly observant sometimes. i’d expect you of aaaall people to figure it out first.

were you actually surprised or was that sarcasm be honest with me

( was going to make an obviously anonymous segment about the pretty ambassador that comes to konoha. now she fucking CANT. ) thaaanks, temari .ᐟ.ᐟ

i’ll bet you that literally no one else notices, shikamaru. people aren’t all that interested in other’s lives when they’re at work, y’know.

as his former classmate, i think i have all the evidence i need. . . 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

temp. pinned .ᐟ sarutobi mirai

i might have to retire gossip girl. being a bad bitch just takes up too much of my time 😔