Up the Turks 🇹🇷💈

Takes some doing to knock Le Tiss off top spot for the maddest take of the week but here we are.

Bang on 👇🏽 done an unbelievable job there over many years.

Article for Stretty News 👇🏽

Southgate definitely wouldn’t be my choice but in the type of managers they’re targeting and the recruitment & backroom team they’re building at least there is some joined up thinking and a plan being put in place at last.

Let’s hope it works 🇾🇪

Varane moans about playing too many games, the busy schedule, doesn’t want to head the ball, doesn’t like the physicality and runs with one leg like it’s just been damaged at beechers brook at the Grand National.

He wants Saudi money. We need to free up his money. Best for both.

😂😂

Said this for ages.

All this bullshit about clubs making losses is nonsense. It’s because too much is now spent on wages, transfer and agent fees. It’s economy of scale.

The more money comes in the more the players etc want.

But guess then who gets squeezed to make it up…

Dressed like Angel Batista from Dexter.

Pep Guardiola at Brescia.

Like an extra from Braveheart when the clans unite.

Mississippi Burning & Platoon.

Both classics.

Both portray real historical events 👌🏼😎

The last couple of lines of this article suggest it was already previously known by the Police that there was an issue here (possibly violence or threats to her previously?)

Some people are just utter twats.

“What might have been?!”

Fuck me journalism is on its arse.

Both a pair of cunts 👍🏼🚮

Is this a female version of the post of that Richard Keys looking fella?

Any tips for The Masters? 🏌🏽‍♂️

Remember when he was apparently the Guru behind Rashford’s goals last season.

Be cheaper to use the one I’ve got to put in my ear.

I’ve got a weird feeling Bayern Munich are gonna win it.

Crap season. It’s shit or bust for them in Europe.

Tuchel won it with Chelsea & plenty of examples like that where a clubs season didn’t go too well.

Kane being written off as jinx to then lift the big one at Wembley…

Hope he’s prepared for Tet ‘68.