Tonight’s dinner time topic with friends: How many sex toys are flying through the air (domestic travel only) at any one time? Show your math/justify your answer. Compare answers to AI.

After 10 years of working for The Man, I went ahead and started a Law Firm of my own today. I may have spent 80% of my day doing non-billable work setting things up, but I’m excited to be in control of my own destiny. Let’s see where this goes!

True love is letting your wife use all 4 Vegas Golden Knights tickets to take her friends to the first home hockey game in over 4 months while you stay at home with the kids. Me saying it was okay:

Lauzon is starting to prove himself as the Marner insurance policy. #VegasBorn Vegas Golden Knights

Had a successful Golden Carpet! Theodore and Hanifin jerseys signed! Whitecloud stick signed! Vegas Golden Knights #VegasBorn

Great Halloween costume idea: LTIR Pietrangelo. You know… “Sick 7…” Vegas Golden Knights #VegasBorn

Scorefeyev with the filthiest goal. Wow 😮 Vegas Golden Knights #VegasBorn

Just paid a “Tariff Surcharge.” Is this what it means to be “great” again? Asking for a friend… 😣

Again, NHL, please put this on a weekend, preferably one in late February/early March. A random Tuesday night is not the way to go. I’d gladly live in front of the TV for a day to watch hockey.

It’s the best day of the year! Happy Nevada Day (actual AND observed)! #HomeMeansNevada #VegasBorn

Mitch Marner’s goal be like: #VegasBorn Vegas Golden Knights

Last year, my 10 year old (a Florida Panthers fan) received a puck from Nate Schmidt. This year, he gets one from Cole Schwindt. Appreciate the former Vegas Golden Knights players hooking him up! As a goalie, he’s still hoping for one from Bobrovsky. 🏒 🥅 #VegasBorn

Somehow, I’m doubtful I’ll make the Knightron tonight at the Vegas Golden Knights game tonight. #VegasBorn 😂 😆 Happy 11 years in remission bro.

I’m pretty sure at least SOMEONE mourns the Wicked.

Okay, but, like, what is the deal with Carter Hart spinning around as he stops the puck? Vegas Golden Knights #VegasBorn

Bowman just doing everything he can to not get sent back to the Henderson Horsies. Vegas Golden Knights #VegasBorn

I’m almost 3 months into having started my own firm, and I immediately see the value in each of these statements. While I enjoy the freedom of being solo, I look forward to the day when I make my first hire.

Looks like conservatives are finally on board with participation trophies. 🏆 😆

The Nobel Prize committee should announce the World Cup winner tomorrow.

Rather…uh….unfortunate (or fortunate 🤷🏻‍♂️ who am I to judge?) title capture. 😂 🤣