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ARCANE BULLSHIT

@bullshitarcane

Profane nonsense for a misguided lifestyle!

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more classic 'ween bullshit! Sorry I didn't make more new stuff this year. I was busy doing the spookiest thing of all, existing under capitalism. And remember, you have until midnight to obtain DEALZ when you TRANZACT on my HTTP webpage!

more classic 'ween bullshit! Sorry I didn't make more new stuff this year. I was busy doing the spookiest thing of all, existing under capitalism.

And remember, you have until midnight to obtain DEALZ when you TRANZACT on my HTTP webpage!
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The word cleavage seems to imply that there was once just a single wide boob that was split or cleaved asunder, perhaps by lightning or a mythical blade?

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it is such a great time to support small businesses, but even more important right now to support bad businesses, which are run by unqualified and unfocussed weirdos who went to art school and are terrible at business.

it is such a great time to support small businesses, but even more important right now to support bad businesses, which are run by unqualified and unfocussed weirdos who went to art school and are terrible at business.
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Sorry for the irony of hating the system, yet operating within it. I know contradictions are aesthetically unpleasant. Let's just focus on the economy! Go to my internet store and get deals, for the economy!

Sorry for the irony of hating the system, yet operating within it. I know contradictions  are aesthetically unpleasant. Let's just focus on the economy! Go to my internet store and get deals, for the economy!
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have you ever even logged on? And, furthermore, hi. Hello. It is cyborg monday so you can obtain savings when you navigate to my .com domain. The prices are being degraded, denigrated, and insulted all over the place. We have absolutely belittled these prices.

have you ever even logged on?

And, furthermore, hi. Hello. It is cyborg monday so you can obtain savings when you navigate to my .com domain. The prices are being degraded, denigrated, and insulted all over the place. We have absolutely belittled these prices.
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Holiday classic I made with secretxsnake (instagram) many frostbitten moons ago. Maybe if enough people like this, we will make a new one?

Holiday classic I made with secretxsnake (instagram) many frostbitten moons ago. Maybe if enough people like this, we will make a new one?
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You ever meet somebody and you can just tell that motherfucker's family has some slender, graceful old world hunting dogs? Like a Saluki or a Borzoi. Probably at least 2 of them.

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I don't actually know anything about Jazz, so please argue amongst yourselves if I got my jazz words wrong! Here are some of my Jazz-themed wares, for the jazzmaster in your life.

I don't actually know anything about Jazz, so please argue amongst yourselves if I got my jazz words wrong!

Here are some of my Jazz-themed wares, for the jazzmaster in your life.