more classic 'ween bullshit! Sorry I didn't make more new stuff this year. I was busy doing the spookiest thing of all, existing under capitalism. And remember, you have until midnight to obtain DEALZ when you TRANZACT on my HTTP webpage!

Zuckerberg outlines exciting next phase for meta: “Now there is no sound, for we all live underground!”

The word cleavage seems to imply that there was once just a single wide boob that was split or cleaved asunder, perhaps by lightning or a mythical blade?

it is such a great time to support small businesses, but even more important right now to support bad businesses, which are run by unqualified and unfocussed weirdos who went to art school and are terrible at business.

oh, you're stuck in an endless cycle of yearning? Have you tried doing some consumerism?

Listen, I have to tell you something about my website

Sorry for the irony of hating the system, yet operating within it. I know contradictions are aesthetically unpleasant. Let's just focus on the economy! Go to my internet store and get deals, for the economy!

T’challa is short for Timothee Chalamet

have you ever even logged on? And, furthermore, hi. Hello. It is cyborg monday so you can obtain savings when you navigate to my .com domain. The prices are being degraded, denigrated, and insulted all over the place. We have absolutely belittled these prices.

I don't know what this is. Is this something?

can't wait to toil this weekend

Holiday classic I made with secretxsnake (instagram) many frostbitten moons ago. Maybe if enough people like this, we will make a new one?

You ever meet somebody and you can just tell that motherfucker's family has some slender, graceful old world hunting dogs? Like a Saluki or a Borzoi. Probably at least 2 of them.

I don't actually know anything about Jazz, so please argue amongst yourselves if I got my jazz words wrong! Here are some of my Jazz-themed wares, for the jazzmaster in your life.

Banished, I'm afraid :(

happy shambling along the lonely trail of bones to all who celebrate!

wibter wondreland

pls I brought you nitrogen and phosphorus like you asked for, I just want to what tree sex feels like

what's the move? we slumberin' or nah?

I am all whimsed out