Mom taught me to always carry your scissors with the pointy end down. #dogsofx #safetyfirst #goldenretriever

Someday mom will learn not to leave her toys out. #xdogs #GoldenRetriever

What is dat thing? Tail’s on full alert status for that goofy creeper. ‼️🚨 #goldenretriever

#goldenretriever

With Mom’s silk pillowcase and the sunshine, I’m really cozy. #dogs #goldenretriever

For my 6th birthday, I got a whole piece of bacon 🥓 and mom didn’t even pull the fat off of it. Dee-licious! #GoldenRetrievers

I just stopped by to say, happy #NationalGoldenRetrieverDay ! 🐕

Every day should be #NationalGoldenRetrieverDay !

I’m so good at eating with chopsticks 🥢 #GoldenRetrievers #dogsofx #dogsoftwitter

My lady friend, Coconut, having a reverse Romeo and Juliet moment with me. 🌹🐕💕 #dogsofx #dogsoftwitter #goldenretrievers

Mom got me a new bed. It checks out. 🐕🛏️ #xdogs #dogsoftwitter

Mom says the scary kabooms are people celebrating but I wish they would go to bed now. Mom is staying in my safe place with me. #HappyNewYear2024

Got my stocking, ready for Santa Paws. 🎄🤶

Mom couldn’t take me to see Santa Paws so day care photo shopped me in. I did have to wear the hat tho. I don’t really like hats. 🎅 #xdogs #dogsoftwitter

I think this was a successful trade in my favor. #Xdogs #dogsoftwitter

When your mom won’t give you treats, just take them yourself #xdogs #dogsoftwitter #GoldenRetriever