This weekend is gonna be LIT.

We’ve called St. George's GCC, Westmount Golf & CC, The Pulpit Club, The Mississaugua Golf and Country Club, Lambton Golf & Country Club and Coppinwood Golf Club to try to set up a tee time for the weekend, and none have been willing to accommodate us, invoking the flimsy excuse that we are “not members.” We’ll remember this snub.

What are y’allz weekend plans? 🚗🍻🚗🍻🚗🍻🚗🍻

Did a bot write this? 🧐

Appreciate the best efforts, Oksana. Shame on your course managers! 🤬

Did you know you we’re in charge of the chyrons at Citytv+?

That’s quite the polo, my friend

You’re welcome.

Us, last week.

We like to yell “ESSENTIAL OILS”, except when we’re in Quebec or France, in which case we yell “FOIS GRAS!”

It’s in the bag, Phil! #PGAChamp

Psss.... check the range.

Happy to split an Uber XL. But order it on your account first and then we’ll pay you back.

We’re really looking for life’s meaning now that golf courses have reopened. 😢

*We’re* the smartest people in this province.

What!?! Courses have reopened? Already?

If you fill your new shoes with beer, it’s a legit purchase! #LifeHack

We’re already blackout drunk, so I hope you don’t mind driving.

But we do! And we appreciate the red colour, considering it’s Canada Day! 🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦

Thursday thought: This account certainly had a short lifespan. 😢