If Vandy’s gym doesn’t have power they gotta get them nerds to whip up some cold fusion or something Matt Jones

Sounds like Ryan Lemond doesn’t give a Shuck about Lexington Matt Jones

I heard that Chuck Norris learned everything he knows from Justin Matt Jones

That “shovel” you borrowed means that your neighbor won’t be getting his mail for the next few days Matt Jones

Billy G immediately hopped on Facebook marketplace after hearing that story Matt Jones

My badass Cybertruck doesn’t even start until I’ve done a couple shots of Fireball Matt Jones

Maybe Coach Mope should stop playing My Chemical Romance in the locker room before the game Matt Jones

I have a breadstick from Porcini’s signed by Denny Crum Matt Jones

Sounds like the roles have been reversed and Linda Gorton needs to be arrested for not clearing off the streets Matt Jones Ryan Lemond

Stockton Mortgage put a lien on Ryan Lemond’s house after that ad read Matt Jones

I’m worried UK isn’t going to win any road games the rest of the year because Moreno’s away undershirt is stain free Matt Jones

Jack Sock has a chip on his shoulder because his name is the reason middle school boys should have to do their own laundry Matt Jones

Word on the street is that Brad Calipari is going to have his Jack Sock in his pocket during the game Saturday as a good luck charm #gross

Don Draper always said that to get people to go out to eat, you gotta make them lose their appetite Matt Jones

What’s wrong with making people both hungry and horny for cinnamon rolls? Matt Jones Ryan Lemond

How can you say that Dougie Shows constantly seeks attention? That’s not fair Matt Jones

The Oklahoma AD needs to force Porter Moser to dress like a rhinestone cowboy until they get above .500 in the SEX Matt Jones

Brantley Gilbert presided over my wedding at the Kid Rock halftime show. Is my marriage to a rando juggalo legal? Matt Jones