"It has been confirmed that the turnout was 35 per cent" And yet 100% of people will complain.

I wonder how much Thames Water 💧 are making from customers by overestimating the proportion of their usage on the higher rate, even when they were given (and ignored) a reading on 1st April. May only be a couple of quid in my case, but that's over £30m across their customer base.🤔

Hang on; I thought we weren't supposed to filter past large vehicles at speed in case a kid runs out?

We’re using an upcoming game to raise funds for those affected by yesterday’s horrific incident. All donations will go directly to those in need via Liverpool FC. Please support, donate, and share. Together, we can make a difference justgiving.com/crowdfunding/w… Jamie Carragher Robbie Fowler

Can we make sure this person never works in Liverpool, absolutely disgusting Any well known comedians on here to out him in the profession 😡

So the man charged *does* in fact look like the man who was driving and does *not* look like the guy wrestling on the floor. Can all the conspiracy nutjobs now fuck off?

Results for May on Octopus Energy on Agile import / fixed export (4.2kWp PV, 11.5kWh bat, gas CH/water): They owe us £12. Without a couple of minutes setting schedules each day, we'd have owed them £7. Without PV+bat at all we'd have owed them £124. 👍

Ticket prices up on GWR again. Unannounced again. 7.5% increase this year so far. Delays and cancellations still an almost daily occurrence. It's going to be cheaper to drive soon.

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People from Nigeria are 8 times more likely to be in prison compared to Irish, according to this absolute genius. Information "revealed by accident" by the Irish Prison Service. 🤣 None of the above is even remotely true. I'll go through his workings and point out flaws. /1

Exploited Spice. Scary Spice. Racist Spice. Gobshite Spice.

What, all by itself?

Half a second at 10mph over the speed limit is not a "safe distance"

This doesn't look particularly pedestrian-friendly 🤔

Carless driver?

Ooh! More invaluable work from Shane Miller 🦙 😀 youtube.com/watch?v=vhL7yG…

Woman finds that losing a licence "wouldn't be good" and would result in a "rethink" in the business does not, in fact, qualify as an exceptional hardship. "I should have gone to trial, I knew I should have. Why didn't I do that?" Perhaps because it's not an indictable offence?

I thought that Russia wasn't the USA's problem?

These days