Brian G. * AU * Divorced * Father of 3 * Hung * Verse * Drunk * Failed Writer

Domingo * OC * Successful Businessman * Unhappily Married * Father of 6 kids * Uncut Thick 11.5 inches

“Guess who’s in ‘Hottest DILF’ issue 765!”

Officer Gary Myers * OC * Retired Cop. * Divorced * Father of 2 * Stay At Home Dad * Hung * Verse * Lewd RP

“Names Gary. Stay at home Dad. Divorced. Retired cop. Say Hi!”

He didn’t want to join the DILFS but from what I heard he’s amazing at his job! Which is why I wanted to recruit him.

“Morning! A client has cancelled on me so I’m free.”

“Good morning. I’m in room 4. It’s been a while I know.”

“Good morning! Shane here. I’ll be in room 4. I’m verse and down for ANYTHING! It’s also my birthday!”

“Looking for a DILF pound on the DL? Pick your guy and have fun!”

“Who’s gonna top me? I’ll be in room 2.”

“The girl I was with at this bubble rave just left me for the DJ…can someone drive me home? I’m naked and covered in bubbles…”