It’s absolutely gorgeous out so I simply have to spend $118 today.

Put down the Feta Pasta and pick up some Popeyes. 😏

January 2021 Kenny Award Winner is CambriaSurfaces District Manager, Dustin Juceam for his Mobilization Sacrifice and service recently at the US Capitol. Congratulations Dustin! We proudly appreciate all that you represent to your team, company, and our country #WeAreCambria

Direct deposit: 1400 Me at SeaWorld: how much for their freedom

People think they’re performing stand up when it’s time to write a Venmo description

My boyfriend just now: “Would you live here? In Roku City?”

when i hit a curb out in public and everyone seen it

Congratulations to CambriaSurfaces Showroom Manager, Brittany Styacich who wins the May 2021 Kenny Award! Brittany turns dream kitchens into a reality for so many of our Denver customers & her daily efforts are a major part of why this market is on 🔥#WeAreCambria Dustin Juceam

Congratulations to Rob Thomas who wins the June 2021 Kenny Award! Rob was recently promoted to West Region Business Manager CambriaSurfaces. Rob and I went through our new-hire training together last November. Not surprised to see the impact he has made so quickly #wearecambria

is vine down for anyone?

I ain’t never gettin drunk at the bowling alley again. I done left my fuckin 4s bra 😭😩🤨😒

bring back ringback tones

what i do on the calculator app is between me And God

We just gonna let Apple keep taking 9.99, 7.49, 2.99 at random weekly?

to the men who jus held me at gun point on 63rd and King Drive and made me nae nae, you're a bunch of cowards.

IDK what Jim Cantore is getting paid, but it’s not enough. x.com/BourbonAndBeer…