So how the hell are we supposed to navigate this? We definitely can't go on like this but how do we concile ourselves with the fact that some of us will die "before our time"

Meanwhile my son wants to propel me to an early death. What is it about wires and plug sockets!?

How to put Freedom Day into laymen's terms: like The Purge but this involves taking masks off rather than putting them on. Also the government don't give a crap

Happy Denial Day

If you're one of these "I can't wait to rip this mask off your face" type of people, you're not a Karen, you're just pathetic and perhaps a murderer too.

Also I hate the term Karen. I don't see a male equivalent. Maybe Nigel will suffice.

I have relied on Tim Spector MD (Prof) to deliver a positive but realistic outlook throughout the pandemic.

Does anyone else think Arthur is really trippy.

I wish I could deal with my responsibilities the way Toby does his. #LoveIsland

This is okay

Can't wait for Matt Hancock's Casa Amor debut

It's 12.04 and I'm already waiting to put the kids to bed and get the ice cream ready for love island #loveisland

If I had a penny for every question my 3 year old asks me, I'd be in space with Jeff by now

Damn Toby, you a dog chasing it's tail. #LoveIsland

Does anyone actually know what purpose Shaggy has in Scooby Doo?

After watching yet another episode of hellbound, I'm feeling comfortable about the current state of affairs. It can't get worse than that really